Fix superlinter/standard/eslint/prettier

[jasonkarns]

This whole thing is a giant mess.

• eslint 9 is a fucking mess so just ignore it
• standardjs is the best but didn't win the tooling war. superlinter 8 is going to drop standard as formatter and linter, so we're getting on that train. which means to maintain standard style, we need to use it through eslint. which means using the eslint-config-standard plugin.
• we still want prettier to run, so first things first, make the prettier config close to standard's.
• then we use eslint-config-prettier that disables all the eslint rules that conflict with prettier
• now we have both eslint and prettier working locally (w/ standard style)

Of course, superlinter somehow thinks Out Of The Box behavior should be IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS super-linter/super-linter#5954. So for now, JAVASCRIPT_STANDARD fails (which is ironic considering WE'RE USING STANDARD STYLE), but oh well I guess? 🤦